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Joke of the Day

"I just got an email offering ""free bible verses"". You know, because who can afford bible verses?"

"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."

"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"A lame joke I thought of at work yesterday ""A tie for a tie leaves the whole world looking great"""

"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."

"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "