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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway."

"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"

"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."

"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."

"What does Santa and Hackers have in common? They both steal cookies ;)"

"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke"