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Joke of the Day
"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."
Next Joke
"Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience."
"I got stopped in the street today by a woman with a clipboard asking ""What products do I use for grooming?"" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, ""Facebook."""
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."
"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"
"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"
"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"
"I was visiting /r/nononono and I saw the rule on people not being able to walk away from something, and so I thought... What if they crawled away?"
"I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea."