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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."

"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"

"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."

"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."

"an Irishman, Englishman an Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Is this a joke"""

"Carrots are good for your eyes but they hurt when I put them in."

"I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes. 'Cause at some point, everyone has to go!"

"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."