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Joke of the Day
"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."
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"I got fired today from my summer job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way"
"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""
"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."
"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"
"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."
"I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'"
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""
"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."