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Joke of the Day
"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."
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"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"
"it's ridiculous to estimate the size of a man's weiner by looking at his hands or feet. just ask him to show you. if it's small, he won't."
"How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii? Ahola."
"What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay"
"""I'm still at the airport, actually."" -A woman next to me on the train just now"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."
"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."
"Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill No period"
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."