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Joke of the Day

"If there's awkward silence & he asks what you're thinking about ""emotionally damaged werewolves"" is not the best answer. I know this now."

"Some people have 32 teeth while others have 10... It's simple meth."

"What do retards wear on their heads? Handicaps"

"A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? To make them happy before they die"

"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"

"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"

"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."