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Joke of the Day

"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"

"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."

"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."

"How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank? He was always drinking on the job"

"my nana and bb8 i recently got the sphero bb8 and my nana asked 'what is that' 'its bb8' 'who?' 'a robot from star wars' 'oh, so is there a mouse in side it?'"

"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"

"Me: There is a small tree on fire. 911: Could you describe it? Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames."

"My Dogs name is... My dogs name is Jesus because I am still waiting for him to come back"

"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!"