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Joke of the Day
"You have to be pretty ballsy... to get a Vasectomy..."
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"""Daddy, tell me again about how you wasted time before Twitter existed?"" ""Well son, we used to look at clouds & pretend they were animals."""
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"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."
"Why is it Windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9."
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"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."