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"Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work? A Remote control"
"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."
"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"
"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."
"Lunch Me and the girlfriend went out for lunch today. Money is a bit tight so after the meal she said ""lets go Dutch"". I said ""Fook that lets go Greek"" and we both legged it"
"Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with me again She can't afford new pair of batteries"
"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"