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"Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out."
"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."
"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."
"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."
"I want to make a joke about my eye doctor. But it sounded very cornea."
"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"
"Who sung? Sam. Samsung"
"I need 6 to 8 vegans... ...to mow my lawn. Plenty of food here, just bring your own drinks please."