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Joke of the Day

"I gain a lot of calories when I go to nutrition class... because it's so damn dry."

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."

"I recently adopted a highway, since I am unfortunately unable to have a biological highway"

"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"

"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"

"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."

"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."

"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"

"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"