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Joke of the Day

"I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient"

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"

"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."

"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."

"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"

"Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler. So the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "" Fucking give it to me!"""

"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "

"Schrodinger's Letter If you put the letter "" Y "" in a box with a few other letters to form a word, and close that box, can you tell me, without opening the box......... Is "" Y "" a vowel?"