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Joke of the Day
"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"
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"Clown Plays cruel joke on Black Guy Black guy get bashed over the head with a powered sock!"
"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."
"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
"Thank god pets can't talk, they know so much"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."
"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."
"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."
"Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following"
"You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream."