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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"

"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."

"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"

"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""

"`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service."

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""

"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."

"(NSFW) Let's have a bet Let's have a bet. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a good dad. If I am a good dad, you will give me a million pounds. If I'm not, I'll beat the shit out of my kids, deal?"

"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."