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Joke of the Day
"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."
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"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."
"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"
"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."
"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"
"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"
"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""