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Joke of the Day
"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."
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"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."
"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"
"My wife is like my phone When she's turned off she won't even give me the time of day"
"What a man How do you respond to someone who says ""fuck you"" Answer: You fuck you"
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left"
"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"