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"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
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"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"
"[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava beans *opens envelope* ""Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"""
"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !"
"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"
"What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher."
"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""
"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"
"What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra."