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Joke of the Day
"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"
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"Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?"
"Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform."
"My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter? Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."
"There's no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you...............at that time "
"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""
"What's the only thing worse than asbestos? Asworstos."
"My co worker just asked if I could help file some documents. I said I was working on a huge project while she watched me play solitaire."
"I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it --Barry Cryer"