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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""

"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."

"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."

"I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment."

"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"

"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."

"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"

"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"

"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"