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Joke of the Day

"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"

"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."

"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."

"What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo."

"Why does my abusive mother hate vegetables? Beats me."

"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."

"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con"", then what's the opposite of ""progress""? ""Cliche jokes""."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."

"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."