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Joke of the Day
"What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra."
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"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."
"What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself? Vanmailen."
"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"
"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."
"I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me ""Sank you"" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!"
"I like my pillow like..... I like my pillow, like I like my women. Lumpy, covered in drool, and can take a punch."
"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"
"A free corpse is a dead giveaway."