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Joke of the Day

"[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava beans *opens envelope* ""Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"""

"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her"

"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."

"How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb? Just one guy with a really weird fetish."

"What's the difference between a penis and a criminal? Well a penis gets hard, but a criminal does HARD time!"

"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."

"My piss looks and smells like gasoline this morning. My piss does impersonations of other liquids. That's talented piss."

"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."