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Joke of the Day
"What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher."
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"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."
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"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks Funny."
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"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."