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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."

"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"

"Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her! (...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)"

"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"

"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"

"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common? They both want to make it rain."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the others a little lighter."

"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"