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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."
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"Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin"
"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."
"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"
"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""
"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."
"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"
"Why do dogs lick their dicks? Because they can."
"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."
"[Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] ""Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name"" Here ""Aren't you going to guess?"""