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Joke of the Day
"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"
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"Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG"
"What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 16 trees."
"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."
"Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack"
"Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs? To the autobotty shop!"
"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"
"I am Looking a Bank I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and then Leave me Alone...."
"I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did... Iran"
"Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired."