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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"

"I can never decide whether to slam on my breaks or go through a yellow light, so I do an annoying combination."

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"

"Why are Gametes good at marketing? Sex cells!"

"[Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg"

"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."

"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"

"I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case."

"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."