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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
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"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."
"What do you call a potato who puts videos online? A Youtuber"
"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."
"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."
"In all the alternate universes, in how many is Kim Kardashian super famous and in how many did she just get fired from a Wells Fargo?"
"Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."