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Joke of the Day

"I have a cut on my leg Doc ""Yeah that legs gotta go sir"" But its a tiny cut ""Sorry, I cant save it"" *sharks fake doctor outfit falls off*"

"What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids."

"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"

"What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?"

"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."

"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"

"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"

"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."

"When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. ""I now pronounce you pan and knife."""