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Joke of the Day

"Some are mad Trump won. Others are mad that the anti-Trumps are mad. I'm mad that you open up a new bag of chips and it's only 1/3 full."

"Did you hear why Clippy stopped posting on reddit? He got .docxed."

"What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer"

"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"

"If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap."

"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"

"I hate being bi-polar It's awesome"

"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""

"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."

"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."