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Joke of the Day

"I want to create something so good that everyone hates it a week later."

"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"

"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."

"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."

"Cum on guys, gay jokes are not funny."

"What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you? Reddit gold."

"What do Muslims do before a jager bomb? Press the button"

"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."