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Joke of the Day

"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""

"Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO 2. TODO 3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO"

"German sausage jokes are the wurst ..."

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"

"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"

"How do you catch a politician? With a special interest group, or evidence of a sex scandal."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"

"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"