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Joke of the Day

"Eleven: We're not allowed to wear spaghetti straps at school. The straps must be at least 2 inches wide. Six: Oh yeah, lasagna straps."

"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"

"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"

"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."

"For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?"

"I searched for a Colt 45 Silencer online... Result: http://puu.sh/mXB3Y/129ff5c7f0.jpg P.S. If this is the wrong subreddit, let me know."

"How come you never see a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken comes in a different box!"

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."