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Joke of the Day
"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"
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"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"
"This tweet is made from 100% recycled characters."
"Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone."
"Meant to type ""Lmaoooo"" but left off the ""L"" and now she thinks I'm singing the praises of The People's Republic."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? I've got it on vinyl."
"Boss: Where were you born? ME: MERICA Boss: which part? ME: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in MERICA."
"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"
"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"
"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."