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Joke of the Day

"Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"""

"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."

"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head."

"My wife called me mean... ... so I called her average."

"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."

"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide"