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Joke of the Day

"Dad, what's a Freudian slip? Well son, it's when you say one thing and mean your Mother...I mean another."

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"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"
"""please human with me"" - bear"
"An Mexican, African American, and Jew walk into a bar... the bartender says *get the fuck out*."
"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"
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