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Joke of the Day
"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"
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"Boy: *calls 911*......... Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"
"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."
"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."
"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*"
"I am an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"
"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."
"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""