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Joke of the Day

"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"

"What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck."

"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."

"What do french fries and friends have in common? They both die if you chop them"

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."

"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"

"Sucks that these Crest strips only come in white"

"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""

"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."