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Joke of the Day

"If u ask me to baby sit 3 and at d end of d day can find only 1, dat is not a reflection on me as a babysitter.i was nevr gud at maths"

"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."

"Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat."

"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."

"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."

"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"

"I hate it when people compare Freddy Mercury to God. I mean God is great and all but he's no Freddy Mercury"

"The inventor of the Frisbee died yesterday. Per his final wishes, he'll be thrown onto the roof and forgotten about until next summer."

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."

"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."