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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."
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"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."
"What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!"
"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"
"Some tattoo artists need to just say, ""no, I'm not doing this shit."""
"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."
"If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?"
"What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a Pentecostal? Faith-masturbation."
"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
"Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent"