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Joke of the Day

"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !"

"Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful."

"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"

"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."

"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"

"What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim? A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim *wants* the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye."