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Joke of the Day
"What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !"
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"what do you call a snail on a ship? A SNAILOR"
"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"
"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."
"I was banging my neighbors wife, doggy style, when her husband came home... She said, ""OH MY GOD, use the BACKDOOR!!"" I should've left at that point, but you don't get an offer like that every day..."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"
"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."
"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."