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Joke of the Day

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."

"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"

"How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up."

"hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER"

"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."

"what is the best gift for a jehovah's witness? an advent calender all those doors so many possibiltes."

"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"

"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"

"I've been watching women's volleyball and there has already been an injury... But I'll be ok by monday."