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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim? A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim *wants* the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye."

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"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""
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