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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."
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"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""
"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"
"astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni."
"How do you starve a lazy person. You put the welfare check in his work boots."
"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."
"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."
"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."
"Since joining Twitter, about 8 aggressive lampposts have walked up to me in the street and punched me in the face."
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""