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Joke of the Day

"It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination."

"I love you -My Dad"

"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."

"Chivalry died the same time you stopped being a lady, honey."

"What do Yoda's sheep say? Dey go baa."

"What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke."

"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."

"Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job. But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh."