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Joke of the Day
"Chivalry died the same time you stopped being a lady, honey."
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"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
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"What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."
"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."
"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"
"I held a convention for solipsists. Nobody else showed up. So I sent everyone home."
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