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Joke of the Day
"Chivalry died the same time you stopped being a lady, honey."
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"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"
"I really hate seeing old people fall over, it makes me feel so bad. Maybe I should stop tripping them over."
"The perennially hyped name ""Super Moon"" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario."
"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"
"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"
"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"
"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
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"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"