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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"
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"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"
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"Hey, yeah I'll be ready in a minute. I'm just going to shower and jerkoff. just kidding, I'm not going to shower"
"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"
"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."
"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."
"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"
"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."