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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"
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"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome"
"I got my drug dealer arrested the other day Maybe next time you'll wish me happy birthday, mom"
"Whiteboards are remarkable"
"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."
"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."
"Updated list of teen cliques: aioli freaks, Comcastwitches, genderbloggers, Skin taggers, turkeysluts, bolognaboys, Tinyteens, lunch decoys"
"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."
"[paying at chipotle] ME: i got a burrito CLERK: that'll be ten dollars ME: with guac CLERK: that'll be ten thousand dollars"
"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"