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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
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"If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. #dontrequestme"
"There have been a lot of pro nazi posts on here lately Anne Frankly I'm sick of it"
"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"
"This may be the vodka talking, but ."
"I like to think I'm pretty smart. I just managed to get a 90 on my iq test."
"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"
"Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . . . . . it was provolone."
"What's the gayest way to die? Prince died from the flu ... Theraflu?"
"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"