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Joke of the Day

"What do Yoda's sheep say? Dey go baa."

"Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish] ""Whos there?"" ""Wilma"" ""Wilma whom?"" ""Wilma Dickfit."""

"Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night? Because he was empty inside."

"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef strokin' off"

"Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are."

"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."

"Teacher I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!"

"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."

"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."