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Joke of the Day
"Quick Snowden Transition into a woman"
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"The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad."
"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."
"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."
"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
"Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions ^jk ^lol"
"I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah."
"""Calm down"" I suggested. ""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT CALM?"" she carved in the side of my truck."